For as long as strip clubs cater to the adult needs of entertainment, they will remain a subject of discussion. Speaking of discussion, there is a large segment of men who go to strip clubs because they feel out of place or awkward in any other public setting. These are some of the men who will not know how to approach a beautiful girl or respond to one who is being openly flirtatious with them.
Tell a joke
Not everyone can be a comedian but if you know a couple of really funny jokes you might open a conversation with one joke. The moral meter of the language used in strip clubs might be low but that doesn’t mean you have to be a jerk about it. Please stay away from the “How many blondes does it take …” those have been done to death.
Ask her how her night has been
Let the women talk about themselves before you launch into a tirade about how miserable your wife is making you feel. Most women like to talk about themselves. This shows that you care a little and aren’t a complete jerk who’s just looking to get his jollies off.
Be normal
Just be yourself for goodness sake! you are not in the club for some interview or as a dress rehearsal for something. The more natural you are, the less awkward you will feel. You can talk about benign things like what quirky thing your cat did last week.
Conversations you should stay away from
Do not ask what their name is or say something like “What is a beautiful girl like you is doing in a place like this?” It is annoying
Do not ask if you can get a date or a chance or a peck on the cheek or anything desperate and creepy like that if you don’t want to see how quickly a dancer will walk away from you. If you are looking to hook up with anyone, a Melbourne strip club isn’t the best place to do that. Asking such questions will get you kicked out of the club.
Other non-conversation topics include: “what is your real name”, Do you have a boyfriend? When do you get off work? Can I tip you with a meal?
Strippers aren’t waiting to be “rescued”
You can be sure that the strippers trying their darndest to please didn’t grow up wanting to be a stripper to earn a living. They might be doing it to earn money so they can make their childhood dream come true. Why they are stripping is none of your business and they sure aren’t damsels in distress waiting for a prince charming to ride up and save them.
Money talks
Cash is all that matters in a strip club. There is no point to set your foot in a Melbourne strip club if you don’t have the money. Yes, it can be a great place to get a couple of beers before heading home but a strip club’s core business is erotic dance performances. Alcohol comes second. If you are not going to acknowledge the strippers or tip the entertainer, you might as well just go to a regular bar for that night cap. People who simply come into the club to nurse a glass of beer or two are off-putting. If you are that guy, you won’t get strippers to your table.
